5 June 2009 at 2:08 am #3697
Just seen daft posts on Facebook:
*NEWS FLASH* It has just been announced that the world’s religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the Aporkalypse; In addition, Swine Flu has now crossed and mixed with bird flu – Scientists say they may produce an effective inoculation when pigs fly; however, they say that the pigs themselves will not be affected because they will be cured anyway….
I also telephoned the Human Swine Flu hotline and all I heard was crackling.
h crumbs I almost forgot, if you get any weird messages on email about swine flu, it’s just spam..